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Breaking News!! Callum Montgomery Takes The World By Storm!

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In the year of our Lord, 2017, Callum Montgomery made his earth debut. He came into the world a massive 9 lbs 6 oz. He’s 21.5″ tall, which is the optimal height for a newborn hunk. His cuteness knows no bounds, which poses its own set of problems…

Challenges Are On The Horizon

His good looks mixed with his dynamic personality caught the attention of several newborn babies at the hospital. Callum is a great guy and treats newborn babies with the utmost respect, but he can’t help the fact that he’s high in demand. He has only been on earth for a few hours and is already having to turn down dates because he wants to focus on learning how to walk and talk.

He said he doesn’t have time to go on dates because he wants to remain focused on mastering earth activities.

He also mentioned that he wants to learn more about himself before committing to a serious relationship. When he does begin to date, he’s already pledged to be a one woman man and always treat his lady like a queen.

With hundreds of babies at the hospital already showing interest, he’s going to have to break a few hearts. He told me that being good looking isn’t as easy as people think. It comes with its own set of challenges. Such a smart young man!

I asked him how he maintains his stunning looks and beautiful physique. He replied, “lots of milk.”

One Last Message

Before he fell back asleep, there was one more message that he wanted me to relay to the world.

He wanted the world to know that he’s not all looks. His brain is developing at an alarming rate & he’s on pace to becoming a baby genius. He knows that he has a long road ahead of him, but he’s already begun working on cultivating his mind to become a man who can change the world.

What a charming little guy!

Breaking News!! Callum Montgomery Takes The World By Storm!

callum-montgomery-chillin

In the year of our Lord, 2017, Callum Montgomery made his earth debut. He came into the world a massive 9 lbs 6 oz. He’s 21.5″ tall, which is the optimal height for a newborn hunk. His cuteness knows no bounds, which poses its own set of problems…

Challenges Are On The Horizon

His good looks mixed with his dynamic personality caught the attention of several newborn babies at the hospital. Callum is a great guy and treats newborn babies with the utmost respect, but he can’t help the fact that he’s high in demand. He has only been on earth for a few hours and is already having to turn down dates because he wants to focus on learning how to walk and talk.

He said he doesn’t have time to go on dates because he wants to remain focused on mastering earth activities.

He also mentioned that he wants to learn more about himself before committing to a serious relationship. When he does begin to date, he’s already pledged to be a one woman man and always treat his lady like a queen.

With hundreds of babies at the hospital already showing interest, he’s going to have to break a few hearts. He told me that being good looking isn’t as easy as people think. It comes with its own set of challenges. Such a smart young man!

I asked him how he maintains his stunning looks and beautiful physique. He replied, “lots of milk.”

One Last Message

Before he fell back asleep, there was one more message that he wanted me to relay to the world.

He wanted the world to know that he’s not all looks. His brain is developing at an alarming rate & he’s on pace to becoming a baby genius. He knows that he has a long road ahead of him, but he’s already begun working on cultivating his mind to become a man who can change the world.

What a charming little guy!